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Cuz It Was Thriller …
… Thriller Twooooo That’s actually TWooie’s “Where’s The Bunny?!?!” face. Just before I belted out that tantalizing phrase, he looked like this: But today was actually pretty thrilling. Dexter and I...
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Gardening
Addy does some. Apparently the plant life gets in the way of her digging massive, utterly pointless holes for unsuspecting Food Ladies to step into. While Addy was landscaping, I was cleaning the hen...
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Suckers
Egg suckers, that is. A few weeks ago I thought one of my hens had taken a hike for greener pastures as she simply upped and vanished one day. Then I discovered her in the old abandoned henhouse...
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How To Be Addy (a pictorial step-by-step instructional guide)
1. Do something naughty, like digging holes in the agility practice area 2. When The Food Lady tells you off, blow her a raspberry 3. Immediately regret your impulsive sassiness 4. Decide to laugh the...
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Perpetually Pesty Peetie
Just now I was sitting at my computer enjoying a cup of coffee when my intuition said to me “You might want to turn around in your chair right about now.” So I craned my neck to the right just in time...
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Hello, My Name Is The Food Lady
And I inhale paint fumes. No, not because this is THE SCANDAL you’ve all been waiting for these past 11 years of blogging, but because I spent the day starting to finally fix up this old new house...
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So You Think You’re A Big Chicken Now?
Yesterday we were at a USDAA trial that was held up here in Canada and someone mentioned that Fae always looks much larger in photos than she does in person, because there’s often nothing (such as a...
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The Great Turkey War of 2017
Fae has declared war against the poultry, for some reason, and the yard has become a battlefield. The chickens fear her tiny high-pitched wrath. But the turkeys … the turkeys fight back. Look how angry...
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Rotten Eggs
Farmer Food Lady would like to teach all y’all city folk a little lesson about the perils of non-urban living. I mean, besides the fact that right now I really want potato chips, and the nearest store...
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“I Used To Read This Blog
…by someone named “The Food Lady” but she stopped blogging like a month ago for some reason.” *waves* Hello! Remember me? I know some of you remember me, because at Nationals last weekend I had no...
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